Liza stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.
The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.
update: i banged him
they did, in fact, make porn starring Mr Peanut, in case you were wondering
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
EATS FALLS ASLEEP
that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child
I AM GROOT
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"